Yes, Constable!

The police had been around to our house.

He-who-I'm-not-allowed-to-blog-about (AKA Geoff) got a card on the front door, requesting him to call.

Intuitively, because there was no reason we could think of, we were nervous.

He called.

Am I in trouble? he asked.

I'll give you a tip, the cop said. If you are in trouble, we don't leave a card and ask you to call.

See - that's good to know isn't it?